Build summary | Fist that embarrass black phantoms. FUN BUILD, not for those looking for THE BEST. |
Recommended starting class(es) | Wanderer |
Recommended Soul Level | |
Recommended stats (Leave at default (**) if not raised) |
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Vitality | 26 |
Will/Intelligence | 14 |
Endurance | 24 |
Strength | ** |
Dexterity | 30 |
Magic | ** |
Faith | ** |
Luck | ** |
Recommended equipment |
Claws +5 Sharp x 2 |
Recommended spells/miracles |
Total Protection |
Gameplay tips and progression |
Let's be honest here, this build IS NOT going to last you far in NG+ PvP without serious dedication (even then…). It's a simple NG PvP build, centered entirely on making people say "WTF just happen…?". Farming is your friend on this build, whereas trying to actually do anything other than low-mid lvl PvP is not. It's a tedious, annoying build to make without any real functionality outside of NG PvP. Now you're probably saying "What on God's green F***ing earth could make this build worth my time?". That depends on what kind of person you are. I'm the type of person that will pour hours of my life away to beat down a black phantom with my fist and respond to all the confused/misdirected hate mail with a firm, yet subtle, "Ha ha". So, assuming you've read this far and haven't clicked the 'Blueblood Swordsman' build yet (Fantastic build for those planning on going on to higher SL's, or even just starting out), I'll continue: First, our equipment - 2 x Claws + 5 sharp You can find your first in 3-1, 4F as a treasure, the second in 1-3 as a drop from the assassins. OR, while I'm usually against it, duplicate glitch. Not something I usually do, but this is a fairly weak build play with for FUN, not for serious venture. And CERTAINLY not a build your going to want to spend hours on farming bladestones. So you might as well get started duping now… So you've farmed, and now you have your TWO +5 Sharp Claws, and your feelin' like Wolverine from the X-Men. You're character model probably even looks just like him. You can lie to me, but you can't lie to yourself. Moving on: Equipment #2 Old King's Armor Set/ Eternal Warriors Ring. You might be at the point where you can embarrass some BP's, but your not going to fist pound your way to Glory on Old King Doran. No, if you try, he will show your up your then you with it. Yeah. So here's what we'll do! Go to 5-1, Destroy Leechmonger! Done? Damn, your quick. Next: 3-1. Save Freke! Finished already?! Whoa. Your good. So now you have A)Wriggling Demons Soul and B) and old guy named Freke who sits in a corner. Combine Them! Poison Cloud! Finished? No? Alright, I'll wait… Sweet! Here's the easy part, die and go into soul form! Dead? Good! …er. Kinda good. Stay in soul form. Now, assuming you've already kill Ostrava and gained the key, run to the Mausoleum. After you've made short work of the Red-eye Knight, equip the theifs ring, and unequip everything else, with the exception of a catalyst. Open the Mausoleum door, and WALK toward the pillars to the right side of the room. From here, you should be able to cast Poison cloud on the old king until he's a corpse. If it's not hitting him. Just inch closer until you can lock on, then smack him with it. He should just sit there like a good boy and die. After you knock off around 25% of his health, he'll say some blurb about your so great and you may take the sword. Ignore and continue to poison him. Then at 50%, he should ramble about you challenging him. If you've done everything right so far, have the theifs ring equipped, and are in soul form, standing as far as you can away from him whilst remaining locked on, he should just say his piece, and stand still as he wilts away. OLD KINGS DEAD! YAY! Steal his stuff! Congrats! You've finished the build! Will it be worth it?! Probably not, but I play with this same build all the time, usually farming BP's on 4-2 in NG and it's a blast. If you stay in the 40-50's sl, you'll be able to smash BP's. By smash I mean do a good amount of damage using the claws, and seriously confuse and worry your opponent. Sometimes even kill them! If you've read this far, and you were expecting some serious build, well, you miss the 6 or so times I've said this builds for FUN ONLY. Sorry 'boutchyer luck, partner. |
The Embarrasser
I think this is a really cool build xD the description was actually fun to read! I also think its the first fist build on this forum. Sadly, i wont make my own fist class..mainly because of the 4 char limit :(.
But as said before, i belive its a cool build. The game is about having fun after all :D so +1 from me, keep up the good work, you mysterious contributor of this build :p
I'm the mysterious contributor!
…wasn't planning on registering, because I love the whole anonymity thing and lack of responsibilities, but alas, can't have b stealing credit for my work. Lol.
Cool xD
you made a account to answer the "praise" message.
Why arent you more active on the forum <(-_-)> ?
You sounds good… But you could have kept your anonymity too..
Yay :D anyway, maybe you wanna pvp? I have a char who happens to be around lv 50 (guess it would be unfair for you, considering i dont use claws)
Dude this build is so friggin cool!!!! I don't usually win in pvp but i can almost see the other guys screaming "WTF just happened?!?!" Great work making this build, a funny as hell description, and handing me lots of really mad BP's. I bow before you and pay homage to your awesomeness
Though battered and scarred, I march on through wars, storms, and strife. I march on.
Im gonna try this out just so I can headbutt people with the R2 attack
Several questions to answer!
1) PvP = Good times! Can usually find me at 4-1 in ng+ or 4-2 for NG. PSN is GoLemmingGo
2) I'm not more active because I prefer to on speak when I have something worth saying.
3) Yes, Thoraxe, I AM awesome. Lol.
The psn dosent work, ive tried a while…
u feel like goin aganist me dude lol i no im random but i got a 108 build so jwing if u wanted to do a 1v1 or something message me back my pns name is narutofan665
Yeah dude. My PSN is Dreaconin. But I'll have to make up a new character. My main is SL 143 and I'm on NG++. So ill keep an eye out for you there bud. That is while i'm building up my new guy.
Though battered and scarred, I march on through wars, storms, and strife. I march on.
Have to say this since I dont post unless needed but this build is FUN! I love how I just go Ali on BP's and have the hatemail come in. what he says is true also, dont plan to beat everybody and be serious. Something to pass time or just relax a bit. A most deff +1 from me. =)
im a bit disappointed, here you have this fantastic build, and you didn't call it wolverine?
and if u get tired of fist u can easly keep this build and become dex build :) by the way great description XD
I bow to ur comedic ways master hahaha. This is the greatest build to have ever pissed off the Demon's Souls PvP servers. I give u +1 for charisma
Since it's such a low level build, maybe you could use dragon iron knuckles instead. They might still be effective at low level, and you could use the points spent in dexterity for more endurance. But then again, claws are cool.