Worst PVP fails

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Worst PVP fails

(account deleted) 11 Mar 2010 04:39

I was BP huning in 5-4 and i had gotten 13 BPs in one session, and as I go off to defeat the False king with my buddy, we see that we are getting invaded. We are like "okay, no prob we can own this guy", so we wait on the last walkway and we see him. Just to make fun of him, we wave to him. I quickly roll and ground stab with by BGA+5 and kill him while he is doing the firestorm out of nowhere.

BOOM!!!!! Like 5 seconds later while he is dead and gone, my friend and I just fly off the platform about 3 steps away from the elevator up to the false king. Literally 3 secs away, the BPs firestorm decides to take effect.

COME ON WTF?!?!?!?!

Re: Worst PVP fails

skywerwolf 11 Mar 2010 05:29

well i really don't have any I feel too strong about. my worst is when a black phantom kills me right after i finish the game without a chance to use any of the souls i got from the blue dragon, falce king, and remnints of the of king. my fav was I was farming in 4-2 and I was getting really fed up with black phantoms, witch was the day I snapped on PVP, so i went up to meet my next prosecutor and it was a philistine cloud thief. he wore light armor, a short sword if i remember, and a catalyst in his left hand. I showed him the rage of my +4 crescent dagger and when he realized he bit off more than he can chew he tried to run off, we were at the archstone remember, so he ran into the tunnel, cast poision cloud at the enternce, and waited not knowing i could see him, he had shroud on but health regen, so i took out my bow, aimed and at the last second he realized that I was about to fire and blocked just in time. he was scared and ran off knowing he was losing in face to face. he forgot that the last step is a dozzy and he fell of the middle of the path in there and died. so I did not fail but the enemy bit off more than he can chew and payed for it.

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(account deleted) 11 Mar 2010 06:45

NEW ONE: I was dueling BPs in 4-1 and encountered a magic user. His only high damaging spells were soul ray, and that was easily dodged. I happily told my blue phantoms to back off. I roll and accidentally roll into a corner and locks me in and uses ignite until my death. Especially embarassing because i said i could handle it….

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Berto-san 12 Mar 2010 07:00

ok so this is more the other persons fail than mine.

Start of 4-2 one of the more popular invade sights. I find out I'm getting invaded so I stand RIGHt IN THE OPEN CENTEr below the archstone steps so I'm in plain view. The guy comes running and runs off the step over me and lands on the ground. I INSTANTLY used firestorm and it knocked him right off the edge. Had he not been running he would have landed behind me and gotten a good backstab or at least had some safe ground behind him. Totally noobish pwnage

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XvKissBlade 15 Mar 2010 02:40

I invaded a guy who was trying to fight me on that really narrow strip by the side of the stairs in 4-2. So he basically turtled there with his shield. I went up the stairs, dropped to land on top of him and then used the shove command to push him off the stage. I also killed a few by using my shield attack on them to hit them off a platform. Then there was the time I wanted to blue phantom in 3-3 and ended up being the boss. I didn't want the character tendency drop so I deequipped my weapons to let the guy win. But to make it fun I was running around punching him the whole time. He plug pulled after a few hits …

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Bear_Killer 15 Mar 2010 03:10

I was trying to get summoned for Old Monk but ended up just invading at 3-2. Maneater was dead, the BP mindflayer before Maneater was dead too. I proceeded down the stairs to look for they guy. He had on a monk's headwrap and a kris knife equipped, so I then cast WARDING… Oops, meant to cast AMF. I tried to go in fast for a knock-off blow before he could cast, but I got firestormed.

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(account deleted) 15 Mar 2010 05:50

hah punching is always entertaining ")

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Nintendoblivion 05 Apr 2010 23:10

Somebody was not taking me seriously, when he invaded me in 5-1, he had the steel Shield in his right hand, and i think he simply pushed me off the cliff FAIL BY ME

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esdren 06 Apr 2010 04:53

While smurfing for a mage in 1-3 we were invaded by a BP toting the monks towel of doom and a catalyst. Not thinking, i casted AMF…..the BP whipped out what i assume were dual crescent uchi's and tore us both a new one. My host messaged me afterwards "wtf I can nuke him if you have AMF up dumb@$$"

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nobloodnoguts 10 May 2010 12:09

lol that's funny.

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nelard 10 May 2010 04:32

Here's an epic fail for the ages:

For those who live in the USofA, I am a red sox fan living in NYC. Was out at a bar watching the game tonight when 2 girls came and site next to me. One is constantly out, talking on her phone, so I'm chatting it up with the other one. We get along great. Throughout the course of the game, I buy her and her friend a beer, and a shot.

After the game is done (sox win, of course), I ask the girl for her number. She looks at me and says "You come here a lot, right? I'm sure I'll see you around. Thanks, bye" and leaves with her friend.

A fatal secret dagger +5 in the back or risposte to the heart would have felt better at that point.

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z00orleanz 10 May 2010 04:57

Definitely sucks a$$ bro lol
they hustled you (patches, the hyena's sister?)

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Anorack 10 May 2010 05:01

Her name would be Peaches, The Shedevil.

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z00orleanz 10 May 2010 05:16

Just got invaded in 1-3… I was BP hunting so im standing directly in-front of the gateway beyond the tower knight's archstone WAITING and PRAYING for that ominous fog to show up. So then the fog DOES appear and I immediately casted regenerate and cursed my weapon. The BP summons, rolls away from my attack, and runs… obviously to hug a horde of demon's somewhere so I chase him hoping to get close enough for a backstab… … … needless to say… he gets to those two aggravating dogs and runs past them… im like fu%k it and I run past them too for the thrill of the chase. We get all the way to the stairs and he gets to all those soldiers… dammit… so I turn around to take care of those dogs. one is on my tail so I kill him and immediately turn to see the BP coming back so I commence in a chase again. He/she attacks with a meat cleaver and I roll past him/her in time to get close enough to back stab (curse wore off by now) and three soldiers are about to attack me when the BP is on getting up. I R2 wide attack two times and kill all four of them at the same time lmao. I then go back and kill the second dog. BP EPIC FAIL

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Benjamin_Draco 10 May 2010 09:51

I was in 2-1 just barely reached 1st fog gate when invaded. I saw that huge monk head thingie he had and so I get out +5 DSS, I get in a corner to hide for a sneak attack, and he cowers behind a passage and comes out with soul ray then goes back down for cover from my BBS lunges. When he finally realized he couldn't do much, he got scraper spear out, and I ran away(cause I had light armor on designed for dodging and critical attacks), got to the lifts to where u kill 2 rock throwers and fat minister. I waited at the top for 5 minutes till he got frustrated and went up, I went in for a swipe attack as he came up, he dodged and fell right off the lift, pretty stupid eh?

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Ironliege 10 May 2010 11:42

I have got to be the king of fails. I can't tell you how many times I have fallen off something for no reason when I have invaded. It would at least be an honorable death if I got pushed. Countless times I have done that in 4-2. One time I fell in 3-2 which was probably the best ever. I invaded some guy and he was really close to the archstone at the start of level. I saw him right away when I spawned and I cast second chance. The guy has not moved at all and I start getting excited, I'm thinking to myself "he is afk or something, so this is gonna be a free kill" so I run up to him and I think I have the great axe, but I put it away and pull out the GSoM. I take the first swing and it does a little damage and right as I go to swing the second time he just hops backward and I stepped right off the ledge. I couldn't believe my eyes, I felt like such an idiot. I just messages him with the default LoL, but I was hanging my head in shame.

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